two boats fell in love and lived happily ever rafter
when i was 4 my dad asked me what i wanted to be when i grow up and i replied ‘daddy i want to be a cheesecake’ it’s been 12 fucking years and no one has let me forget it
"aren’t you afraid that you fail your exam?"
reblog if you are your url
"hey what’s the date?" "christmas 3rd"
having followers on this website is like doing embarrassing shit in your room and looking over to the side where the window is and seeing 13,168 people watching you
no d december has finally begun. no one is ever allowe to use the letter again or you will be THROWN INTO THE UNGEON
We humbly regret to inform you that while your last post was highly informative, the usage of the letter-that-shall-not-be-written/spoken, was prevalent twice. Thus this warrant for your arrest, to be thrown in our castle’s basement for the entirety of the twelfth month.
Im in the prison right now it has excellent wifi