10knotes:

What even are cats?
WE MAY NEVER TRULY KNOW

10knotes:

What even are cats?

WE MAY NEVER TRULY KNOW

shybooklover:

You’ll never hate the Percy Jackson movies like Rick Riordan hates them

alexandrabracken:

julesblackthon:

“It feels like we should do something,” he said. “Like, send her off on a barge out to sea and set her on fire. Let her go out in a blaze of glory.” Chubs raised an eyebrow. “It’s a minivan, not a Viking.”

Awww!  BETTY!  Wait until you guys meet Lovely Rita. :)

highbrowandbeard:

THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE LINE

maggie-stiefvater:

On the way to Reno. Made it through the salt flats, anyway.

maggie-stiefvater:

On the way to Reno. Made it through the salt flats, anyway.

castiel-knight-of-hell:

its-the-queen-pierce:

rimmerslustmonster:

beauxbatonsacademy:

what if you could enter your favorite tv show like in a virtual reality kind of way

and you had your own character, storyline, development, love interest, etc.

and you interacted with the other characters and everything was just like the real show

but then you could just be like ok time for dinner and log out and go eat pizza or something

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write a fucking book

read the book Ready Player One

darling-you-ll-be-okayy:

preparetobemildlyentertained:

anawkwardfruit:

capsicle1916:

baconllamatimelord:

misswho221b:

partners-in-time:

misswho221b:

If you think about it, Facebook has not even reached the stage of Gif’s yet.

Or italics

How can I express my feelings with no italics

It has not even got bold

And we need to talk about:

  • Bullet points

I may as well strikeout Facebook

You can’t even put links into text

oh my god the link

Reblogging so more people have this link

foodchewer:

where can i find some self esteem on sale

Why don’t French people have more than one egg for breakfast?

fuis-toi:

Because one egg is un œuf. 

thekumazone:

Owls may be symbols of wisdom, but they’re actually complete morons

literallyrad:

there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

madlori:

I have decided that I will reblog this every time it comes across my dash because it makes me laugh until I think I’m going to puke.

madlori:

I have decided that I will reblog this every time it comes across my dash because it makes me laugh until I think I’m going to puke.

egg-rolls:

my hobbies include being right and petting other peoples cats